plagueofthings's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[CC trailer]

Very nice!

Wow! You'd better make that into more than just a trailer, because it looks bloody and cool. Maybe throw in a higher-quality audio file. Everything else is great.

[Spider-Man 3 took my $$$$]

Not bad

My major critique is the figures. Where are the knees and elbows? And you can alter the shape of the ovals to make them more limb-shaped. The Vader head looks nice. Put that kind of effort into the rest of the movie, and you'll have gold.

tuan69 responds:

Humor: 7

ahah thanks man, you found my lame humour funny, you must be really lame!

Anyway, thanks for the review!

[A Christmas Special, or]

I LOVE it!

This makes me very happy. It's creepilicious! Very well done.

[Fox News:Hannity & Colmes]

It would be funnier if it weren't true

I agree, where's Mr. Fair and Balanced? He's on Fox News, make fun of that splotchy douchebag.

[Cat and Hamster]

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Animation was well-done, speed the frame rate, download better mp3s, and...make better use of your skills. I understand that it's your first flash and all, so next time come up with something resembling a story, throw in some jokes - good jokes, not asinine bullshit that isn't funny at all - and next time, instead just whacking the hamster in the head, finish the job and once he's on the ground, take the head off with that shovel. Did I mention speed up the frame rate? Us people who didn't create it aren't marveling at how smooth the animation is, and glad that it looks right, we're annoyed because it's taking too long. Other than that, good work. Keep at it.

[Ann Coulter: Brainless]

HA!

I love it! She really acts that way! Only in real life, there's a lot more frothing at the mouth. course what do you expect from a middle-aged spinster who may or may not be "saving herself". She's either a hypocrite or she's never been laid. I wouldn't be surprised either way. Great cartoon. I love it when you make political cartoons, I need more!!!

[You Know How At The Store]

Oh. My. God.

That was simply horrible. And stupid. Stupidity is good if it makes sense, but your stupidity is stupid, not clever. The stupidity is delivered in a package of stupidness, and it stands right next to other classic works of shit, including a Turd of the Week. And at 1,564.9Kb, this is a mighty turd indeed.

Learn to draw.

[blob2]

i give you a ten for humor

because your inability to use flash is amusing. go through the tutorials or something, geez.

nice pics, love those fake boobs. notice how in almost all the pictures the girls are either holding their arms over their head, or have their shoulders waaayyy back? that's because big tits sag. i swear, you kids don't even know what a real girl looks like.

if this was anything but porn, it'd get blammed in a second. you could have probably gotten away with tracing some of those hentai pics into flash and reduced the file size a bit. maybe you could actually do your own drawings next time, and make an actual movie. y'know, one where you don't have to right-click to view it. i shudder to think of the copyright laws this "movie" broke. get better.

[Critics Are Assholes]

haaa

This is a waste of the NG servers' space. 2,000+Kb to bitch and moan about how people don't like your movies? Maybe if you actually put some effort into them instead of crapping out turds on the hour, you wouldn't get negative feedback. I bet you've left negative reviews before. Everyone who reviews movies has. Take a look at your profile, all your reviews are negative. So not only do you suck at Flash, you are a hypocrite. Learn to draw, and for god's sake, come up with some ideas that won't provoke the negative reaction you complain about.

(BTW, it's obvious that negative reviews really upset you. Just remember that even if you're a shitty Flash artist, you're still a special and unique person. Come on, say it with me! "I am special, I am special...")

[Avril]

Is that it?

Well, the lip-syncing was decent, but it stopped. I wondered if my computer was crapping out on me, but no, it was just the end of the movie. Next time, at least blow her friggin' head up. (Also, could you rotate either her hear or her "mouth" so they are parallel? It will make it look a lot better.)