Beautifully done
I must commend you for pulling this off without giving in to cartoonudity. Gentlemen, remember, women are fickle. And a little bit crazy. And they have mood swings every few weeks, which go away in a few days. During that time, it's best to just leave them alone. Unless they request your presence. Confused? That's why you'll either die a virgin or get herpes.
COSSETE
20 years old
November 11th
Sign: The Thief
Weight: 41 kg
Breast size: 79cm
Hip size: 70cm
Waist size: 48cm
Height: 152cm
18 years old
Phone number: 1-988-5426-377
Is from Fangorn Forest
Favorite quote: “You can close your eyes to reality but not to your memories.”
Favorite LOTR part: The Hobbit
Favorite song: The Golem’s song
Favorite stats: Persuasion and Speed
Favorite colors: white and pink.
Favorite video game: LOTR Battle
She’s on a diet
Favorite drink: Water
Favorite LOTR location: The Shire
ELPHABA
19 years old
December 14th
Waist size: 53cm
Hip size: 81 cm
Breast size is 84cm
Weight: 55kg
Height: 171 cm
Sign is the witch.
Phone number: 1-542-1897-236
Is from Lothorien
Favorite stats are Magic and Strength
Favorite LOTR part: The Fellowship of the Ring
Favorite video game: Defend your Castle.
Favorite colors: yellow and purple.
Favorite drink: Water
Favorite quote: “You don’t care whether I live or die.”
Favorite LOTR soundtrack: Minas Morgul.
Favorite LOTR location: Minas Morgul
Favorite food: Anything not too special
CHEATS
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