plagueofthings's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Pico Roulette]

It works!!!

Wow, I hate how f-ing fascist the NG review mods have been allowed to become. It's why I stopped reviewing, and that's why I don't contribute to the site the way I used to. Anyway, this game is great. Wonderful, as a matter of fact. It satiates my hunger for carnage & makes me smile. I love it!

[Doodle Face (OTW)]

Not bad

The drawing layer is on top of the pointer layer. It was strange to use a pencil to blacken itself. You might wanna fix that. Everything else seems fine.

dJtl responds:

That hasn't happened to me but I will try to find out what's wrong and fix it
Thanks for the review!

[Preloader Tut for the New]

Useful

Now we don't have to use that tired, old NG preloader. Yay!

It could be prettier.

demonslayr responds:

I agree it could be prettier, I will make some changes with the background later on, hope you make some awesome flashes with your new preloader.

[Hang a President]

I likey

I voted 5 because I get to hang Bush. It would be better if the graphics were smoother and if you replaced the crap music with gagging sounds.

nIcO-gR responds:

CRAP MUSIC!?!?!?! IT'S FUCKING U2! WELL ANYWAY THANKS FOR THE REVIEW!

[Zero.test]

Good

The controls are smooth, and everything seems to work right. Now make it into a game, and I'll love it!

[Platform Maze]

I am happy!

A puzzle! YAY!!! I love it! You know what would make it even better? Some chill background music. Very well done, I voted 5, and I NEVER vote 5.

[South Park cartoon tut]

A nice supplement to the tutorial section

And such a small file! I give extra points for that.

[The Museum]

could be better

Not a bad idea, pretty cool as a game. You should focus on improving the graphics. Let's face it, if nobody cared about graphics, the new gaming consoles would not be in such high demand. Make the whole game look like the the intro - minus the talking heads with their poor grammar. Another thing, please stop butchering the English language. Yes, it's a hard language to learn, but if it's your native tongue, there's no excuse for "Help! Someone have taken Monalisa." "Okej". What, did you beat your typing hand with a hammer or something?

[Nephi's Adventure]

way more fun than the book

wow, this is the last thing i ever expected to see here. this is a remarkable game. you should make another game where you play as ammon and hack off the arms of enemy fighters. good job.

[Elf Girl Sim Date RPG]

Beautifully done

I must commend you for pulling this off without giving in to cartoonudity. Gentlemen, remember, women are fickle. And a little bit crazy. And they have mood swings every few weeks, which go away in a few days. During that time, it's best to just leave them alone. Unless they request your presence. Confused? That's why you'll either die a virgin or get herpes.

COSSETE
20 years old
November 11th
Sign: The Thief
Weight: 41 kg
Breast size: 79cm
Hip size: 70cm
Waist size: 48cm
Height: 152cm
18 years old
Phone number: 1-988-5426-377
Is from Fangorn Forest
Favorite quote: “You can close your eyes to reality but not to your memories.”
Favorite LOTR part: The Hobbit
Favorite song: The Golem’s song
Favorite stats: Persuasion and Speed
Favorite colors: white and pink.
Favorite video game: LOTR Battle
She’s on a diet
Favorite drink: Water
Favorite LOTR location: The Shire

ELPHABA
19 years old
December 14th
Waist size: 53cm
Hip size: 81 cm
Breast size is 84cm
Weight: 55kg
Height: 171 cm
Sign is the witch.
Phone number: 1-542-1897-236
Is from Lothorien
Favorite stats are Magic and Strength
Favorite LOTR part: The Fellowship of the Ring
Favorite video game: Defend your Castle.
Favorite colors: yellow and purple.
Favorite drink: Water
Favorite quote: “You don’t care whether I live or die.”
Favorite LOTR soundtrack: Minas Morgul.
Favorite LOTR location: Minas Morgul
Favorite food: Anything not too special

CHEATS
defyinggravity