Score: 10

"It works!!!"

submission: Pico Roulette

date: April 3, 2009

Wow, I hate how f-ing fascist the NG review mods have been allowed to become. It's why I stopped reviewing, and that's why I don't contribute to the site the way I used to. Anyway, this game is great. Wonderful, as a matter of fact. It satiates my hunger for carnage & makes me smile. I love it!

Score: 0

"Boring"

submission: Clock Day (Demo)

date: October 17, 2007

The play button doesn't work. At least I think it's supposed to be a play button.

Score: 7

"Not bad"

submission: Doodle Face (OTW)

date: October 13, 2007

The drawing layer is on top of the pointer layer. It was strange to use a pencil to blacken itself. You might wanna fix that. Everything else seems fine.

Score: 10

"It's about damn time"

submission: Above the Influence?

date: April 16, 2007

I think we're all sick of those stupid animation abortions.

I mildly object to the violence, as I am concerned that it implies that potheads are violent. Then again, that dog totally had it coming.

Thanks for saying what we all think when we see those ads.

Score: 0

"boooring"

submission: Smoker information

date: April 16, 2007

Something about anti-smoking propaganda makes me want a cigarette. It's sooooooo relaxing...truly the most enjoyable form of suicide known to humanity. Except maybe death by snoo snoo.

Anyway, this really isn't the place for a bunch of text. I'm not saying it sucks or anything, because it doesn't. It was well put together. It's just incredibly dull. Nothing about that makes me want to watch it again. I could make a flash containing nothing but a bunch of factoids about the cultivation of toxic plants, but that would be lame and no one would like it. Think about your audience before you upload.

Score: 5

"Useful"

submission: Preloader Tut for the New

date: February 9, 2007

Now we don't have to use that tired, old NG preloader. Yay!

It could be prettier.

Score: 10

"good"

submission: (2007) Stomach Ache

date: February 9, 2007

Finally, a clay flick that doesn't completely blow ass. Please make more.

Score: 3

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submission: RIP Joy Steel. (Tribute)

date: February 9, 2007

Sorry for your loss. I suggest making another tribute. Instead of making a simple slide show, honor her memory with a flash that shows us a bit of who she was, why she meant so much to you, and why she will be missed. What kind of things did she like? Maybe replace the sad piano music with her favorite song...unless the sad piano music was her favorite song, in which case, leave it.

Score: 8

"Very nice!"

submission: Office Spider: Episode 2

date: February 9, 2007

I LOVE that spider! I wish all the other characters were done with that level of detail. Keep 'em coming!

Score: 10

"I likey"

submission: Hang a President

date: February 8, 2007

I voted 5 because I get to hang Bush. It would be better if the graphics were smoother and if you replaced the crap music with gagging sounds.